Please, your goddessness,
If it is not too much trouble,
to pass this question on to your minions.
(may their minds forever be troubled by such tricky conundrums)
I cannot express the utter urgency of this problem.
I await with not just bated breath,
but bated thought,
bated mind,
ye
even mine heart is bated.
But my soul!
oh my wretched tortured sooouuul
is
unabated.